codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

sir-laughsalot:

sir-laughsalot:

I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…

I WASN’T KIDDING

(Source: lrvin)